Citizens, the results are in for the 'Caption the Collaborator' competition.
Your fellow Americans took a good, hard look at the glazed eyes and capped
teeth of Delta Collaborator-in-Chief Leo Mullin and sent in their entries. And the winner is...


"We love to spy... and it shows."



Here are the runners up:

"O.K. Everybody in favor of Delta and CAPPS II give them a "Thumbs UP." No,
no, no, I said "THUMBS!""

"I'm sorry that John and Ari couldn't be here for this photo op but they are
busy calling Texas radio stations telling them to boycott the Dixie Chicks."

"Whatevah! I'll do what I want!"

"I know that's not a pistol in your pocket."

"What do I care - they won't check MY information!"

"Honest! Trust me! It's for (y)our own good!"

"We've been waiting for you..."

"Bend over. I promise it won't hurt".

"Thank you for choosing to fly Delta today. We've taken it upon ourselves to let your doctor know that your prostate is slightly enlarged today. Enjoy your flight."

"White Fang Poised to Devour Americans' Privacy"

Wait 'til they get a load of me!

"Here at Delta, we know what's best for you whether you like it or not."

For a man collaborating in a test of the most outrageous invasion of privacy in American history, it's nice to know Leo 'Cowardly Lion' Mullin still finds the time to mismanage Delta Air Lines slowly but surely into the ground. Will Delta's bones whiten in the hot desert sun alongside the carcasses of once-great airlines Pan Am and TWA? It all depends on whether Leo is ready to stop listening to his 'inner brown shirt' and start listening to the American public.

Who said boycotting Delta couldn't be fun? As we collectively drive a stake through the vampire that is CAPPS II, it doesn't hurt to poke a little fun at Delta's Collaborator in Chief.

Do you have a suitable caption for the photo? Send your responses to captionleo@boycottdelta.org