At a star-studded New York ceremony, CAPPS II collaborator Delta Air Lines
has finally been recognized for their efforts to destroy privacy in America.
Their prize? The 'Big Brother' award for Greatest Corporate Invader. An
'Orwell' - a statue of a large golden boot crushing a human head - is now on
its way to Leo 'The Collaborator' Mullin's office in Atlanta.
Mullin the Collaborator:
Your Money AND Your Life!
Delta CEO Leo Mullin is fighting to making sure the first thing returning US
troops are asked is 'Papers, please'. He's cut flights and jobs so Delta can
continue its un-American CAPPS II activities in the face of a consumer
boycott. And now, he's weaseled himself a $13 million salary package for
running his once-great airline into the ground. It's enough to make an
Enron executive smirk.
Delta Unveils New 'Cash for Constitution' Scheme!
Desperate for victims, Delta is now offering 20 dollar bribes to ex-customers in return for violating their privacy. This pathetic attempt by Leo 'The Collaborator" Mullin to stave off the effects of the CAPPS II boycott is being met with derision by Americans across the country.
Delta to America: 'Break Out the Purple Kool-Aid!'
The People's Temple has been relocated to Atlanta sporting a fresh coat of Delta paint as CAPPS II Collaborator-in Chief Leo Mullin does his best Jim Jones impersonation. Delta is calling for employee 'volunteers' to take two months off without pay so that Delta's un-American CAPPS II activities can continue.
"Badges? We don't need no steenking badges."
Citizens, the results are in for the 'Caption the Collaborator' competition.
Your fellow Americans took a good, hard look at the glazed eyes and capped teeth of Delta Collaborator-in-Chief Leo Mullin and sent in their entries.
Fly Delta? No Way, Say Travel Execs
Four out of five travel pros are just saying 'No' to Delta because of CAPPS II, according to a survey conducted by the Association of Corporate Travel Executives.
Carnival Booth: An Algorithm for Defeating the Computer-Assisted Passenger Screening System
Imagine a world where you knew who all the terrorists were in advance. It is a much simpler world than the one we have. There would be no waiting in airport security lines.
Delta Pleads the Nuremberg Defense
It didn't work in 1946 and it won't fly in 2003: Delta's public cry of 'Ve
vere only following orderz' is simply not credible. Delta's feeble attempt
to pass the buck on to the Transportation Security Administration for their
own privacy fiasco should be greeted with nothing less than derision.
Letter: Dear Delta Employees
Beltway insiders tell us that there appear to be two reasons why Delta is testing the CAPPS II program. First, your airline is healthier than many others despite massive layoffs. The second reason guessed at by the same insiders is that your union is considered to be one of the weaker ones in the industry. "A stronger union never would have allowed this," was the comment made. Our personal guess as to why Delta ran to the front of the line to be first for fascism is as good as yours.
Letter: Airline Employees Should be Outraged
Watch your "six" guys. This system is REALLY going to wreak havoc with non-rev travel. You think it's difficult now? Let me set this up for you:
-You didn't pay anything for a ticket:
Strike One.
-You don't have a reservation:
Strike Two.
-The system can't check your credit history:
Strike Three!
At a star-studded New York ceremony, CAPPS II collaborator Delta Air Lines
has finally been recognized for their efforts to destroy privacy in America.
Their prize? The 'Big Brother' award for Greatest Corporate Invader. An
'Orwell' - a statue of a large golden boot crushing a human head - is now on
its way to Leo 'The Collaborator' Mullin's office in Atlanta.
Delta CEO Leo Mullin is fighting to making sure the first thing returning US
troops are asked is 'Papers, please'. He's cut flights and jobs so Delta can
continue its un-American CAPPS II activities in the face of a consumer
boycott. And now, he's weaseled himself a $13 million salary package for
running his once-great airline into the ground. It's enough to make an
Enron executive smirk.
Desperate for victims, Delta is now offering 20 dollar bribes to ex-customers in return for violating their privacy. This pathetic attempt by Leo 'The Collaborator" Mullin to stave off the effects of the CAPPS II boycott is being met with derision by Americans across the country.
The People's Temple has been relocated to Atlanta sporting a fresh coat of Delta paint as CAPPS II Collaborator-in Chief Leo Mullin does his best Jim Jones impersonation. Delta is calling for employee 'volunteers' to take two months off without pay so that Delta's un-American CAPPS II activities can continue.
Citizens, the results are in for the 'Caption the Collaborator' competition.
Four out of five travel pros are just saying 'No' to Delta because of CAPPS II, according to a survey conducted by the Association of Corporate Travel Executives.
A Lay Explanation of the MIT Research Paper By 
Beltway insiders tell us that there appear to be two reasons why Delta is testing the CAPPS II program. First, your airline is healthier than many others despite massive layoffs. The second reason guessed at by the same insiders is that your union is considered to be one of the weaker ones in the industry. "A stronger union never would have allowed this," was the comment made. Our personal guess as to why Delta ran to the front of the line to be first for fascism is as good as yours.
Watch your "six" guys. This system is REALLY going to wreak havoc with non-rev travel. You think it's difficult now? Let me set this up for you: